im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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