I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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