GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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