Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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