he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
This is the high leading the old right now
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
my nose is crying tears of wow.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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