David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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