The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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