If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Randomize
