Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
When did angry sex become our thing?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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