you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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