i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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