Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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