I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
Randomize
