All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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