She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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