Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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