Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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