I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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