And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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