white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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