I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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