Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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