I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
This girl is more easily done than said...
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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