i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I AM VODKA MAN
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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