I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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