remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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