yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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