He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Barsexuality is the new black.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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