why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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