Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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