i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
