You made me cry and you don't even care
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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