Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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