Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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