Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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