Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Who died my cat blue again?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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