But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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