i just made my gag reflex go away.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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