Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(785): View more from Kansas

This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.

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(404): View more from Georgia

You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself

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(540): View more from Virginia

I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal

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(305): View more from Florida

Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.

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(706): View more from Georgia

She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."

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(386): View more from Florida

He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs

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