he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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