maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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