i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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