R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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