My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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