he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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