No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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