I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It's never too late to be topless.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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