I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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