Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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