You work out of a Hotel?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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