the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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