just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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