yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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